10)...they start planning vacations around the filming of Batman. (US_Ken_Fan)

9)...they can write Ken's name in Chinese characters. (US_Ken_Fan)

8)...if someone is insulting or rude, they keep a straight face, bow deeply, and say, "I am HONORED to meet you." (US_Ken_Fan)

7)...they set Ken's photo as their wallpaper. (japhearttok)

6)...their description of everything is always, "Perfect! They are all perfect!" (japhearttok)

5)...they don't care if Ken was in a Godzilla movie...cast as Godzilla...they would go see it! (dita_hai)

4)...when they beat a person at a game (or swat a fly), they declare, "It was a good death!" (Pearl_Chilled_Blue)

3)...they will watch an hour-long video, though they cannot understand a word. (US_Ken_Fan)

2)...they end phone conversations with, "This was a good conversation in English!" (US_Ken_Fan)

1)...at a restaurant, the waitress asks, "What do you want for dinner?" and they reply, "What do you want for yourself?" (US_Ken_Fan)